With a rising national debt, comes and even steeper rise to poverty and illiteracy. Not just people though, but families, children, and babies, all directly impacted by the deeper debt, and the ever deeper debt coming. My first solution could clear up tis problem and poverty and malnutrition in children almost instantly.
My first plan of action in defeating national debt is to limiting the number of children two people can have, to one. Any more than one child causes frequent spending, on expenses such as schooling, healthcare, and food. By limiting the number to one, families will have no other choice than to save, or spenf money to better there one child's life.
How should we do this you ask? Well, the solution is rather simple. We shall encourage parents to pick the smartest, fattest, strongest, most fit baby they have, and have them keep it. (This will provide for a better, stronger workforce in the future.) But what will become of those other children, the stupid, fat, ugly, ones no one really wants or needs? You may be asking, "how could there possibly be an ethical way?" Well i assure this also, has the simplest of solutions: time machines. Just place the little fuglies in the time machine, type in the date of conception, and you get the rest. It's like they were never there! It's ethical because you'll never remember them existing, and economical because think of all the money you'll save. Thus promoting a stable, economic environment for your golden child's future.
My second proposal, much like the first, is to rid this country of all its elderly. Children aren't the only money suckers buying you, and this country, out of house and home. Grandpa, and Mrs. Jenkins down the road, play a critical role in the depletion of this countries monetary funds.
For one example, social security. The elder generation of this country is sucking our social security system dry. All the baby boomers, and veterans. who act as if this country owes them something, just suck and suck at the bleeding vein of the United States fortune, and won't stop till this lifeless country's carcass and all those left, are stuck with nothing but emptiness and death.
The use of time machines, in this case, is extremely unethical, considering the elders have lived a long life. Unlike children, who have never accomplished anything or made anything of themselves, the old folk's probably actually had a purpose at one point in time. And erasing them from existence, surprisingly, would do more harm than good. So my idea is the starting of old folk "homes", otherwise known as concentration camps.
These "homes will be the perfect excuse to lure your old, wrinkly, waste-of-space to a "nice place, where they can frolick among others of their age." Once inside, they'll be plenty of people to talk to, i'm thinking 100 per room, with everything from warm, tasty, old-people chow, to nice, warm, group showers. Once placed inside though, there's no returning to the outside world, or contact with the outside world for that matter... for only the most caring and ethical reasons...... So tell Grandpa you love him, and mail him his belongings later, and just think about the fat social security check you'll receive soon...
Other than the obvious trimming of the fat in this nation's population, another way to reduce the debt is the adjustment of taxes, to better fit this country's growing needs. The poor people, should have their taxes highered. The poor need reson to keep at work, and they shouldn't get a break just because they don't know how to finance themselves correctly. This country's burden is not to feed Tiny Tim or little orphan Oliver, that's what parents are for. The rich on the other hand, do know how to finance themselves, so they do deserve a break. I beleive the rich should have no taxes at all. I mean, the government already has so many worries, by giving complete tax breaks to the rich, it takes job making off its load of piling problems. Since undoubtedly the rich are the job creators. You can just tell by their Mitsubishis, and trips to Jamaica. Someone's got to vacuum the floors, and run the valet while they're gone. Since the majority of Americans do cleaning and cooking, and uneducated jobs anyway, why not let the rich create?
I could never imagine though some of the solutions others have thrown out. My ideas are simple, and keep straight to the point. Others, such as raising taxes (ha), not spending, letting the government create positive jobs, or stopping the reliance of machinery or other countries, are almost unconstitutional. These ideas do nothing but take the power away from the people, and right into the filthy government of our's hands. The people need to be heard, and how can we with crazy ideas like actual taxes for the rich, or the stop of spending? What we need is to let freedom ring people, let it ring so loud Grandpa can hear it all the way from his home.
With the ideas I have presented, I don't see how this nation could stay in debt. With less children, less old bags, and rich people with the freedom to finally let themselves create, we should be out of debt in no time. Making it up to the positive numbers soon enough. In the mean time, we'll consult the Visa Debt Management Group, to make sure our decisions are nothing less than proper. Until the results start showing, we'll borrow money from China to pay for the consultation. At a very low, money-saving interest rate of coarse.
